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Since some don't like spoilers...

Here is what I could remember and added some stuff in for what I couldn't, but I was at Smackdown and didn't feel like posting spoilers here. Hopefully they didn't cut out the spot with Carlito going off on the crow



From Sioux City, IA at the Tyson Event Center/Gateway Arena, WWE Presents Smackdown.

I arrived just as they were preparing for a Dark Match without Velocity Announcers Josh Matthews and Steve Romero. JBL's Limo was could have been seen from the seats not on the camera side.

Rene Dupree defeatedChad Murdock. Rene used a variation of the sleeper hold.


They announce Josh Matthews and Steve Romero as Saliva is playing.

Velocity tapings

Match 1: Funaki and Nunzio defeated Spike Dudley and Akio.
Funaki rolled up Spike after getting out of the Dudley Dawg.

Match 2: Chavo Guerrero Jr defeated Shannon Moore.
Chavo hit the Gory Bomb Special and Paul London was the special guest announcer.

Match 3: MNM defeated Steve Lee and Jason Bates.
Crowd thought that MNM was the face team in this event. Can't remember who made the pin.

Tazz's Music played as him and Michael Cole came out and they took down the Velocity ring curtains and set up for Carlito's Cabana.

They announce that Smackdown will be starting soon.

The spinning globes and showing of WWE's tv show logos came up and they showed the end of Smackdown from last week With Kurt kicking in Booker's Locker Room and going in. Next Booker going in and getting attacked from behind. Smackdown's Theme and video then played and pyro.

Carlito's Music played and he came out. He got into the ring and said this is the way to start off Smackdown with Carlito's Cabana. Carlito then talked about Big Show saying no to his offer. He went on to have a video shown. The video showed Big Show choking CCC, eating the apple and eventually getting sick. Then Carlito attacking Big Show on the set. Carlito then started to talk again and the crowd broke out the "What?" chant. He said "Well, welcome back to 1997" and asked how long they have been doing that.

Carlito then said he had the same offer that he gave Big Show to someone who was bigger and better. Carlito called out Matt Morgan and Morgan still followed the stuttering, and couldn't say "yes" but was able to say y-y-y...Okay. Big Show then came out and knocked%

posted by Greg @ 8:38 PM